Steve Buscemi showing up in a movie that you didn’t know had Steve Buscemi in it is the best thing ever.
next step: actually setting him on fire
I was so close, dude…..so close.
Tonight at work, while I was waiting to go on set, a boy I was working with told me to smile. I gave him the worst stare in the universe. He then says “Wow, you just set me on fire with your eyes”, to which I responded “Damn straight. That’s my superpower. It keeps people like you away from me.”