me when I first got my tumblr: *cries because I don't know what to do*
me now: *cries because this is all I do*
ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
ann-tan: i really like touching people’s butts. REALLY A LOT
I can still french braid my hair!
I feel cute now.
awkwardbyrd: bodaciouscans: ladyavenger: no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you. #eat me like one of your french dishes hannibal jfc I didn’t even know the Hannibal fandom existed this time like week like where did you guys even come from???
Made myself an accidentally strong drink. It’s kinda gross. Drinking it anyway.
I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.– Kurt Vonnegut (via cfamous)
“It’ll get wavier once it’s shorter” I thought to myself. Nope. My hair gets super straight when it’s cut short. Welp. There’s that :T
thatmovieandtheatregeek: piewinchesters: The problem with Les Miserables is you can say it wrong and sound like a douche or you can say it right and sound like a douche I have never found something so accurate in my life
Someone in this apartment complex named their internet connection “Bill Wi the Science Fi”. I need to find this person and befriend them.
fake-mermaid: how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
Reblog if you've formed a meaningful relationship...
meladoodle: try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them
dewdrops-on-roses: dewdrops-on-roses: what if every woman refused to pay for pads/tampons just let ourselves bleed all over everything and walk around covered in blood making all the guys uncomfortable how fast do you think we’d be getting free period supplies stop reblogging this im scared a bunch of social justice bloggers are gonna start following me and get really insulted by...
janecrocker: do you ever see the person you have a crush on do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”
saucybacon: do u ever scroll through ur dashboard and think yes i have chosen these people wisely
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
kelseyjford: keut: okay I’m just scrolling along then BAM this post and its 83,000 notes appear on my dashboard and I would just like to GROAN and say Read More Both posts are kinda ridiculous. I feel that dismissing someone else’s problems doesn’t solve yours. Explaining why each of the male based points are invalid with a female based point is counter productive, and vice versa....
Friend: What's your type?
Me: Famous or fictional.